Total Medals Earned: 567 (From 118 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,630 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Play Pico Party
Call A Friend
Let In A Faker
Buy Pizza
Failed To Host A NG Party
Beat The Game
Medals Earned: 3/5 (110/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Win the game
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (85/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
View all art peices
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Put the collage back together.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (30/100 points)
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/145 points)
Medals Earned: 5/11 (125/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row